Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Managing a Poem

To manage is to handle, to maintain, to watch over, to execute, to command, to take care of, to operate, to govern

I wish they taught me how to handle chopsticks
I wish they taught me how to maintain my room
I wish they taught me how to watch over my diet
I wish they taught me how to execute an interview
I wish they taught me how to command my enemies
I wish they taught me how to operate a female’s body
I wish they taught me how to take care of my girl
I wish they taught me how to govern my life

Instead they taught me Porter’s and Potters
Planning Organizing
Leading and Controlling
SWOT’s and DISC’s
Fiedler and Drucker
Ethics and morals
Teams and Managers
Innovation and organization
MBO’s and BCG’s
These are the things that we have seen

Management 3-1-2-0
Here I go
Management 3-1-2-1
Give me a new show

1 comment:

  1. Hey i really liked this one!! Those are pretty serious concerns even if they do not seem like it. Just at the point it is happening, it gets difficult to figure out how to handle situation. Operating a females body?? lol i am confused.. well Good luck, hopefully this class can apply to your problems? lol

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